Illinois Land of Lincoln 

Where our Governors make your license plates.
A recent survey carried out for leading toiletries firm
'Brut', people from Chicago have proved to be the
most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, 86% of Chicago's elite residents and
government officials (almost all of whom are registered
Democrats) said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.

I've got to change my logo now!







Priceless Lyn.
You have to be able to laugh at your self. Give it a couple of weeks and it will be some other state!
Dean & Bill: Poor Abe was the last honest politician in IL I'm afraid.
In Illinois, Lyn, perhaps the world.
Funny stuff. governor makes license plates personally.
Well we've got George Ryan in there making plates, with our current governor Blagovich shortly on his way. Maybe they can share a cell? They usually send them to a white collar crime camp in Wisconsin - which for me is also another good punishment, surrounding them with cheeseheads!
Ah now, Lyn, be nice to the cheese heads. Cheese heads are necessary for the rest of us to get our cheese fix.
Erby, excellent photo. OK, I'll lay off the cheeseheads. But that's where we send all our criminals aka 'Governors' on federal vacation!
Lyn, I thought that would make a good new slogan, on our license plates...
"Hand-made by the Governor"
whaddya think?
Alan: Yes, who else can top that except for the State of Lousiana! Instead of honest Abe's portrait we could just use the prison at Joliet. The Blues Brothers made that famous!
Thanks Lyn, gotta have my cheeses.
Don't care where you send em, just don't try sending em to Kentucky. NIMBY. We got enough of our own around here!
Lyn, great humor and Erby I hope you got permission to post that chessehead! lol! Being from Northern IL originally I felt I could wade in on this one.
Instead of sending these criminal politicians to summer camp they were sent to our local state penitentiary here in Western KY I'm sure they would think twice about their actions. It's also known as "The Castle on the Cumberland".
Ron, those are some photos. Yes I think that a vacation for the both of them at the 'Castle' would be fitting for them. Blago is now impeached so it will only be a short time now before his "involuntary" transfer will begin to the pen. Wisconsin is too good for em.