Da Bears
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears.
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Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts!
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Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there.
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Q: What do you call a Chicago Bear with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
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Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then Chicago would want one.
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Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
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Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70 ,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"!
© 2010 Lyn Sims
funny....
Poor Bears!
are you by chance forgetting:
No I meant recently! Thanks Alan.
Super Bowl XX was eons ago. This list could work for our Vikqueens!
Thank you for our Quarterback. We don't want to give him back. Go Eagles! Stomp the Giants!
We had a quarterback? Really?
Donovan McNabb | #5 | QB
Philadelphia Eagles | Official Team Site
Height: 6-2 Weight: 240 Age: 32
Born: 11/25/1976 Chicago , IL
College: Syracuse
Experience: 10th season
High School: Mount Carmel HS [Chicago, IL]
Sigh! I am an avowed Patriots fan!
Anyway, I just read your comment on another post about being a spicy jalapeno pepper kind of girl, so I thought you were someone who had some interesting things to say, and I have subscribed to you. You have a way with words:)
Lyn, Try living 40 miles from the Cleveland Browns....your team won more then twice the games the Browns won.....4-12......o well I don't think they can do any worst next year...well maybe they can...hope that makes you feel better about your team , peace zane
OK Brian,now I get it. Mount Carmel is a great High School.
Karen: Yes I am going to the try the 'spicy Jalepeno girl' for 2009 in my comments. Did you ever see that comedian with the Jalepeno on a stick? Too funny.
Zane: Yes there are worse fates then da Bears! My grandmothers friends in the nursing home play better football than these guys, Jeez. Nothing like a little 'wheel chair' football to get the blood rolling in the morning huh? Gram is not as accurate as she used to be since she messed up her rotator cuff.
Hey Lyn, that's ok if there not as accurate as they (gram & friends) used to be....I'm sure I can get some Cleveland brown's fans to pitch in some money and rent a bus with a wheelchair ramp to come get them to play for us.....tell gram to be ready for spring training......peace zane
Thanks Zane, Gram and her group of 'Golden Agers' will appreciate a bus ride other than to the hospital.